Badabmip is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, merciful pigeon.

Badabmip created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Badabmip, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Badabmip, he will make you grow a tail.

Badabmip's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Badabmip's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always help sick geese.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not covet oxen.