Arfbafjon is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, deceitful zebra.

Arfbafjon created the Sun eight million years ago.

If you believe in Arfbafjon, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Arfbafjon, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Arfbafjon's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Arfbafjon's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Arfbafjon.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never wear corsets.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Arfbafjon loves gulls, so they must be respected.