Bastwapnarlripwip Bimtagbast is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, deceitful mouse.

Bastwapnarlripwip Bimtagbast created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bastwapnarlripwip Bimtagbast, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bastwapnarlripwip Bimtagbast, she will turn you into a hamster.

Bastwapnarlripwip Bimtagbast's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Bastwapnarlripwip Bimtagbast's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Do not trade with those who eat tomatoes.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.