Gessmotlanmat is a god.
She takes the form of an enormous, blissful
narwhal.
Gessmotlanmat created silver eight billion years ago.
If you believe in
Gessmotlanmat, she will grant all your wishes.
If you do not believe in
Gessmotlanmat, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.
Gessmotlanmat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.
Gessmotlanmat's Holy Commandments1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Never wear dresses.
5. Retreat if nine rats approach from the north.