Dutarnyat is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, unjust human.

Dutarnyat created light two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dutarnyat, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dutarnyat, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Dutarnyat's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Dutarnyat's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry badgers.

2. Always obey Dutarnyat's priests.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

5. Do not take Dutarnyat's name in vain.