Dublarpfum is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, selfish frog.

Dublarpfum created the Sun seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dublarpfum, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dublarpfum, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dublarpfum's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Dublarpfum's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat turnips.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always treat voles with great respect.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate swans.

5. Retreat if three mice approach from the east.