Nutcumgon is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful pigeon.

Nutcumgon created the universe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nutcumgon, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Nutcumgon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Nutcumgon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Nutcumgon's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nutcumgon's priests.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not take Nutcumgon's name in vain.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. You must pray to Nutcumgon three times a day.