Nutcumgon is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, cheerful
pigeon.
Nutcumgon created the universe twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Nutcumgon, it will not care.
If you do not believe in
Nutcumgon, it will turn you into a mouse.
Nutcumgon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.
Nutcumgon's Holy Commandments1. Always obey Nutcumgon's priests.
2. Do not stand on grass.
3. Do not take Nutcumgon's name in vain.
4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. You must pray to Nutcumgon three times a day.