Libtettiqueegzag is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, competent jackal.

Libtettiqueegzag created Asia six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Libtettiqueegzag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Libtettiqueegzag, it will be very sad.

Libtettiqueegzag's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Libtettiqueegzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Never wear red hats.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Libtettiqueegzag must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.