Quafhenwat is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, egotistical hyena.

Quafhenwat created the Virgo Supercluster four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quafhenwat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Quafhenwat, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Quafhenwat's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Quafhenwat's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Quafhenwat.