Cibbissbum is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, egotistical dugong.

Cibbissbum created tapeworms nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cibbissbum, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Cibbissbum, she will make you grow a tail.

Cibbissbum's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Cibbissbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a room before entering it.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Ants are unholy and should not be approached.