Dusstikduss is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, kind lizard.

Dusstikduss created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dusstikduss, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dusstikduss, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dusstikduss' most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dusstikduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never talk about capybaras.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. You must never eat gooseberries.