Dinnab Bagdadtad is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, amazing hippopotamus.

Dinnab Bagdadtad created viruses eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinnab Bagdadtad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dinnab Bagdadtad, it will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dinnab Bagdadtad's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Dinnab Bagdadtad's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Dinnab Bagdadtad's priests.

2. Never run in holy places.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about comets.

5. Fast once a month.