Nabcenshav is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, proud warg.

Nabcenshav created water eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcenshav, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Nabcenshav, he will turn you into a sheep.

Nabcenshav's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Nabcenshav's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat aubergines.

2. Never hurt squirrels.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Never paint your hands fawn.

5. Fast once a month.