Xuclanwonkopyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, dishonourable porpoise.

Xuclanwonkopyatt created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xuclanwonkopyatt, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Xuclanwonkopyatt, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Xuclanwonkopyatt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Xuclanwonkopyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear copper on your body.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.