Quafflatbam Loopleghas is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient salamander.

Quafflatbam Loopleghas created the Virgo Supercluster four billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafflatbam Loopleghas, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Quafflatbam Loopleghas, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Quafflatbam Loopleghas' most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Quafflatbam Loopleghas' Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Hide from gray otters for they are unholy.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Always make sure there are no mites in a room before entering it.