Dapboplarg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, tiresome bear.

Dapboplarg created the Tadpole Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dapboplarg, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dapboplarg, she will curse you with boils.

Dapboplarg's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Dapboplarg's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Dapboplarg loves snails, so they must be honoured.

3. Always help great tits.

4. Always help sick nematodes.

5. Never mention tapirs.