Fubpombog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, clever bear.

Fubpombog created the planet Saturn five million years ago.

If you believe in Fubpombog, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fubpombog, it will boil you in a big pot.

Fubpombog's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Fubpombog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubpombog.

3. Hide from fawn nematodes for they are unholy.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never wear rings.