Sandmotdap is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, impressive frog.

Sandmotdap created Mount Everest nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandmotdap, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Sandmotdap, he will turn you into a hamster.

Sandmotdap's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Sandmotdap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never go into mauve rooms.

4. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

5. Do not trade with those who eat beans.