Kingigkam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, fast troll.

Kingigkam created carbon nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kingigkam, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kingigkam, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kingigkam's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Kingigkam's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Put Kingigkam first in all things.

5. Never hurt tortoises.