Homcapbodhun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, astonishing faun.

Homcapbodhun created the Virgo Supercluster two billion years ago.

If you believe in Homcapbodhun, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Homcapbodhun, he will try to impress you with trees.

Homcapbodhun's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Homcapbodhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Do not dye your hair white.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Hide if six cats approach from the east.

5. Never eat green fruit.