Kabgidcad is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, contented wolf.

Kabgidcad created a down quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kabgidcad, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Kabgidcad, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Kabgidcad's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Kabgidcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Do not wear blue clothing.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.