Kimgumbop is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, caring wyrm.

Kimgumbop created snails six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimgumbop, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kimgumbop, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Kimgumbop's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Kimgumbop's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Erect nine silver sculptures of Kimgumbop on top of important buildings.

3. Do not kill hamsters.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Kimgumbop on top of all buildings.