Pastetticim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, omniscient wyrm.

Pastetticim created the planet Jupiter five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pastetticim, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pastetticim, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pastetticim's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Pastetticim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear shoes.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Do not shave your neck.