Sandwansaf is a god.
It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, impressive
squid.
Sandwansaf created the Sol system six trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Sandwansaf, it will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Sandwansaf, it will send you a sign.
Sandwansaf's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.
Sandwansaf's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear violet clothing.
2. Hide if eight seals approach from the west.
3. Erect four titanium sculptures of Sandwansaf on top of important buildings.
4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.
5. Never write about nebulae.