Catyarlcamwod is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, merciful meerkat.

Catyarlcamwod created the Milkyway seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Catyarlcamwod, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Catyarlcamwod, she will turn you into a mouse.

Catyarlcamwod's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Catyarlcamwod's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never mention seals.

4. Feed all hungry aardvarks.

5. Never think ill of sick ants.