Ragmaptif is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring camel.

Ragmaptif created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ragmaptif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ragmaptif, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ragmaptif's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Ragmaptif's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about galaxies.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never eat grapes.

5. You must love Ragmaptif.