Ragmaptif is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely heavy, uncaring
camel.
Ragmaptif created an up quark two trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Ragmaptif, he will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Ragmaptif, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.
Ragmaptif's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.
Ragmaptif's Holy Commandments1. Never write about galaxies.
2. Do not listen to music.
3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.
4. Never eat grapes.
5. You must love Ragmaptif.