Somdoddid is a god.
She takes the form of a slim, dishonourable
cat.
Somdoddid created matter five million years ago.
If you believe in
Somdoddid, she will celebrate by creating some planets.
If you do not believe in
Somdoddid, she will be mildly annoyed.
Somdoddid's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.
Somdoddid's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.
3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.
5. Never wear yellow dresses.