Nabbafpom is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able otter.

Nabbafpom created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabbafpom, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nabbafpom, she will curse you with boils.

Nabbafpom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Nabbafpom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about moons.

2. Do not kill rats.

3. Do not shave your arms.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Always treat otters with great respect.