Nabbafpom is a god.
She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able
otter.
Nabbafpom created Mount Everest two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Nabbafpom, she will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Nabbafpom, she will curse you with boils.
Nabbafpom's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.
Nabbafpom's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about moons.
2. Do not kill rats.
3. Do not shave your arms.
4. Never sing in holy places.
5. Always treat otters with great respect.