Hadnaklid is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, self-confident gerbil.

Hadnaklid created the Sol system five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hadnaklid, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Hadnaklid, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Hadnaklid's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Hadnaklid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Never sing in the presence of great tits.

4. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

5. Do not listen to music.