Wabbassishap is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, moody crane.

Wabbassishap created the cosmos eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wabbassishap, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Wabbassishap, it will be very sad.

Wabbassishap's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Wabbassishap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear nickel on your body.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Worship no other gods but Wabbassishap.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.