Gadlarggudbus is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, impressive dryad.

Gadlarggudbus created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Gadlarggudbus, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gadlarggudbus, it will turn you into a mouse.

Gadlarggudbus' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gadlarggudbus' Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about seals.

2. Never look at planets.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not take Gadlarggudbus' name in vain.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.