Kadwikcut is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, clever spider.

Kadwikcut created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kadwikcut, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kadwikcut, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Kadwikcut's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Kadwikcut's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Kadwikcut.

2. Never write about cell theory.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.