Yimbuddag is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humorless hyena.

Yimbuddag created tapeworms two million years ago.

If you believe in Yimbuddag, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yimbuddag, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Yimbuddag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Yimbuddag's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt great tits.

2. Never think ill of sick otters.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Never paint your head white.

5. Do not chop down trees.