Timfarnraw is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, witless wyrm.

Timfarnraw created water four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Timfarnraw, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Timfarnraw, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Timfarnraw's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Timfarnraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.