Vedmumpad is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, selfish zebra.

Vedmumpad created the Tadpole Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Vedmumpad, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vedmumpad, it will turn you into a mouse.

Vedmumpad's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Vedmumpad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat aubergines.

3. Never think about galaxies.

4. Worship no other gods but Vedmumpad.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.