Bumgamflap is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, merciful bee.

Bumgamflap created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Bumgamflap, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bumgamflap, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Bumgamflap's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Bumgamflap's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Bumgamflap's priests.

2. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must love Bumgamflap.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.