Afwadged is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, confident centaur.

Afwadged created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Afwadged, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Afwadged, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Afwadged's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Afwadged's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Never think ill of sick squirrels.

3. Never mention gulls.

4. Always look after injured whales.

5. Always help sick voles.