Biggannurl is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, emotional salamander.

Biggannurl created light four million years ago.

If you believe in Biggannurl, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Biggannurl, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Biggannurl's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Biggannurl's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Never think about cell theory.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always make sure there are no turtles in a building before entering it.