Ligfubfat is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered newt.

Ligfubfat created gold nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligfubfat, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Ligfubfat, she will destroy your home solar system.

Ligfubfat's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Ligfubfat's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three birds approach from the south.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Put Ligfubfat first in all things.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not stand on grass.