Bellbessgil is a god.
He takes the form of a very long, fast
fish.
Bellbessgil created Asia two quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bellbessgil, he will look after you all your life.
If you do not believe in
Bellbessgil, he will boil you in a big pot.
Bellbessgil's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.
Bellbessgil's Holy Commandments1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
2. Always look after injured foxes.
3. Always help goats.
4. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the north.
5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.