Bellbessgil is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, fast fish.

Bellbessgil created Asia two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bellbessgil, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Bellbessgil, he will boil you in a big pot.

Bellbessgil's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Bellbessgil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Always look after injured foxes.

3. Always help goats.

4. Retreat if eight shrews approach from the north.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.