Xucdimbep is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, calm seal.

Xucdimbep created the Large Magellanic Cloud five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xucdimbep, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Xucdimbep, it will turn you into a dog.

Xucdimbep's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Xucdimbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention rats.

2. You must pray to Xucdimbep nine times a day.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not eat apples.

5. Do not chop down trees.