Citbepbed is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, omniscient shark.

Citbepbed created the Whirlpool Galaxy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Citbepbed, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Citbepbed, she will turn you into a frog.

Citbepbed's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Citbepbed's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Never wear orange jumpers.

4. Always help sick frogs.

5. Citbepbed loves snails, so they must be honoured.