Gilgessfoss is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, staggering bee.

Gilgessfoss created carbon seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gilgessfoss, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gilgessfoss, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gilgessfoss' most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Gilgessfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from white snails for they are unholy.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Gilgessfoss loves sharks, so they must be honoured.

5. Never jump near dolphins.