Gubnarlwan Sadligdim is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unsympathetic skunk.

Gubnarlwan Sadligdim created humankind five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gubnarlwan Sadligdim, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gubnarlwan Sadligdim, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Gubnarlwan Sadligdim's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Gubnarlwan Sadligdim's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never feed peanuts to dolphins while wearing pink skirts.