Sandgublun is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, capable guinea pig.

Sandgublun created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sandgublun, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sandgublun, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Sandgublun's most sacred site is Brechfa in Wales.

Sandgublun's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Put Sandgublun first in all things.

3. Do not hurt hamsters.

4. Always wear yellow.

5. Never talk about monkeys.