Gonyarllun Tadtarptal is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring skunk.

Gonyarllun Tadtarptal created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gonyarllun Tadtarptal, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gonyarllun Tadtarptal, she will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Gonyarllun Tadtarptal's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gonyarllun Tadtarptal's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Gonyarllun Tadtarptal.

2. Never paint your back yellow.

3. Do not wear green clothing.

4. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

5. You must love Gonyarllun Tadtarptal.