Bassnibpon is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, pitiless dolphin.

Bassnibpon created the planet Saturn seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bassnibpon, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Bassnibpon, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bassnibpon's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Bassnibpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Bassnibpon first in all things.

3. Never talk about planets.

4. You must love Bassnibpon.

5. Never eat green fruit.