Tentabnarl is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, calm hydra.

Tentabnarl created matter eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tentabnarl, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tentabnarl, she will turn you into a frog.

Tentabnarl's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Tentabnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Tentabnarl on top of all buildings.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Pray towards the north.