Larpflygab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage eagle.

Larpflygab created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larpflygab, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Larpflygab, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Larpflygab's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Larpflygab's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not take Larpflygab's name in vain.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Never write about black holes.