Vanhinfarn is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, generous monkey.

Vanhinfarn created bats two years ago.

If you believe in Vanhinfarn, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Vanhinfarn, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Vanhinfarn's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Vanhinfarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Never think about moons.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Do not skip in public.